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Humor-Laughter Does a Body Good…Can You Guess What It Is??

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Humor-Laughter Does a Body Good!

Y’all will just have to forgive this one…this is what happens when you let your husband choose the joke!  :)
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Flowers.” “That’s right!” the boy said, “But, how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild guess,” she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner’s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, “I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.” “That’s right, but how did you know?” asked the girl. “Oh, just a wild guess,” said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held he package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. “Is it wine?” she asked. “No,” the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. “Is it champagne?” she asked. “No,” the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, “I give up, what is it?” With great glee, the boy replied, “It’s a puppy!” SURPRISE!

Laughter Does A Body Good…What Did He Say?

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A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls
 up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie
 Deutsch sprechen?” he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. “Excusez-moi,
 parlez vous Fracais?” he tries. The two continue to stare. “Parlare Italiano?”
No response. “Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off,
extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, “Y’know,
maybe we should learn a foreign language.” “Why?” says the other. “That guy knew
four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”

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Laughter Does a Body Good…Getting a Kick Out of Math!

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A young man tutored his sweetheart in math.

He thought of it as his
mission.

He kissed her once then once again and said

“There,
that’s addition!”

She took it upon herself to return the pleasant
action,

She kissed once and once again,

smiled and said “and
that’s subtraction!”

Now she’d learned the basics without too much
complication.

They kissed each other once, then twice,

and said,
“That must be multiplication!”

Meanwhile the young lady’s
father

had this ‘lesson’ in his vision.

He kicked that boy ten
feet out the door and said,

“Then that is long division!”

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A Prayer For Our Schools!

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Our children are our angels!  They are the most precious of all things God has created and given to a family!  A mother and a father hold their children deep and close within their hearts!!  I know of no love that compares!  May God bless you and your family!  This article below written by Reverend Ken Copeland is so timely and the prayer is one that is so necessary to the day and hour we live in.  Thank you for reading!  Juliana

 

Today’s education system has drastically departed from what God first established in this nation through leaders who sought His counsel. The Word of God once served as the basic element in educating Americans. The Ten Commandments were even displayed in schools as a guide to moral attitude and conduct.

The state of our educational system may look hopeless, but when something looks hopeless, it is evidence of a spiritual problem. Hope can begin to work in these circumstances. Hope is a spiritual force which grows stronger and stronger the longer we stand. Faith can begin to work in these circumstances. “Now faith is the substance of the things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen” (Hebrews 11:1). Patience can begin to work in these circumstances. The definition of patience is being constant or being the same way at all times. As believers exercise these three spiritual forces, the Word of God can work to change the direction of American education.

Our God is a good God! He caused the captivity of Judah and Israel to be reversed, then rebuilt them as they were at first (Jeremiah 33:7). He can do the same in our schools. Pray this prayer of faith and set yourself in agreement with the Word of God for the restoration of God’s principles in all levels of education.

Almighty God, I set myself in agreement with the Word of God and with what You once established in American education. I release my hope and faith in Your Word. I patiently expect Your Glory to be manifest in schools all across our nation.

I come before You on behalf of the students, educators and administrators of the entire educational system in America. Lord Jesus, I ask You to restore honor, integrity, virtue and peace in American classrooms. I confess Isaiah 54:13: “All thy children shall be taught of the Lord; and great shall be the peace of thy children.” Every time I hear a report of violence and terror in our schools, I will say out loud, “Our children are taught of the Lord and great is the peace and the anointing on them!” And Jesus, You and I know the educators and the administrators cannot teach and run our schools without You and Your Anointing. So, I intercede and give thanks for those You have ordained and placed in positions of authority and responsibility in our schools across America. I believe for Your Anointing to be in them and upon them. I am not waiting until I see the Spirit of God moving in this situation. I am starting my confession NOW! I combine my faith with those who are also praying and believing for the wisdom, honor, power and glory of God to be demonstrated in our school system. I am releasing my faith for the next generation! Lord Jesus, I thank You for the redemptive work You are doing in our schools and in the people who run them. The students and teachers are on Your heart and they are on mine, too. Our schools will be a joy, a praise and a glory before all the nations of the earth! Nations will fear God and tremble because of all the goodness, peace, prosperity, security and stability You have provided. In Jesus’ Name. Amen.  –Ken Copeland


Kountze,Texas Cheerleaders Boldly Show Their Faith to the World!

The sign the cheerleader’s made!

“Our little town is sticking together and standing behind our kids!!! Someone has tried to prevent our cheerleaders from …
using religious scriptures on their run-through signs at the football games. This was all led by our children, and they made the decision to give the glory to God this year. We, as a community, will stand up for our kids and make sure they do not lose their voice and their rights in this. We have a group of parents who are not only outraged, but have decided to make a huge statement for our kids! We need all the support we can get for our kids in our little town!”

YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS.  This is a small high school team in deep southeast Texas that decided God was more important than what people thought!

These cheerleaders from Kountze, Texas took a stand and it is VERY CONSTITUTIONAL!   They have every right to do what they are doing.  The way the law reads  (and I am paraphrasing, it is not exactly like this but you get the picture!) is A TEACHER OR ANY PAID EMPLOYEE OF A SCHOOL CANNOT bring up a pro- religious discussion concerning a denomination or the Bible, nor initiate any form of religious establishment or institute,  nor can they initiate prayer, but STUDENTS CAN.  STUDENTS HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO EXERCISE THEIR BELIEFS AS LONG AS THEY HAVE NOT BEEN COERCED!  Thank God, these cheerleaders had the guts, boldness and fortitude to do just that!

If you are on Facebook and would like to support these cheerleaders, you can find them under the heading, “Support Kountze Kids Faith”.  I know I am!!

Blessings, dear reader!  May we all carry and show forth the boldness the Holy Spirit has put on the inside of every born again Christian!


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